Hi Jeff,
This is Buford. Did you get the gift I sent? I hope it brings Shannon hours of enjoyment. And of course, you should use it, too...just be sure to use plenty of lube. We don't need you hobbling around like a bow-legged cowboy. That could be akward. Rumors would start; for example: "You know I heard that Jeff likes it in the butt." Yeah, you don't need that, so be careful.
I'm beginning to grow concerned because I haven't heard from you in a while. What's the deal?
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We did get the "package", so to speak, and no, it hasn't been used in any tailpipes. So you've met cousin Lucy...how's she doing these days? Her "butter" popcorn can be pretty tasty...
Well, Jeff, it's good to know that you're still around.
And, yes, Lucy is doing well. Her flavored popcorn is quite exquisite, but only as long as it doesn’t overflow into the Hershey highway. It just doesn’t taste the same after it’s been Cleveland steamrolled, either.
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