I need your vote

Dear Jeff and fellow viewers,

I have been making some plans for Halloween this year and I have developed a few costume ideas. Give me some feedback on your favorite...

There is the druid...................




















The water wheel...

















Or my personal favorite...the 34-C bikini top

I'm Albert the Husker and I approve this message...particularly the part with the knockers.

Not a Korean vehicle

Camping

I really enjoy camping this time of the year. There's just something about the brisk autumn air that makes me want to gargle some warm milk and go for a nice long hike. Here are a few pics from along the way...



You might be interested to know that the photo taken on the foot bridge almost did your dear friend Albert in. Because immediately after the photo shoot, I slipped and fell into the creek; luckily I was not swept away in the current, but rather the proud recipient of a sprained nipple and a dislocated taint thanks to the boulder that cushioned my fall. And that, dear readers, is real pain!

Vaudeville

This my new friend Ricardo. We've spent the past few days drinking Milwaukee's Best and sharpening knives to throw at his two daughters. It's for a vaudeville act called "The Aristocrats." Ever heard of it? Once they get their routine down, his family is going to go on the road with their show. If the timing is right, maybe we can travel together.

Hotlanta

This is Atlanta...

This is Atlanta on drugs...

Any questions???