Wednesday, January 03, 2007

An Arkansas Ed-u-ka-shun

Featuring such popular classes as Poultry Nutrition, Reproduction in Farm Animals, and Herpetology (the study of herpes), Arkansas Tech is a tantalizing place to enroll. I am particularly intrigued by the Reproduction in Farm Animals course. The class is 3 hrs of lecture and 2 hrs of laboratory, which leaves me wondering: Does everyone in class take turns humping the same goat or do we each get our own "classroom volunteer"? Personally, I'm not into sloppy seconds, so that may be a deal breaker for me.

-Buford

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