Jet Ski's and the Loch Nickajack monster

The past few days I've spent enjoying myself at the lakeside. I've never been swimming before, but it turns out I'm quite good at floating. A couple of guys named Dale and William brought out their jet skis and I sweet talked them into letting me drive for a while. As luck would have it, this wasn't such a good idea because I put a hole in the bottom of one after I ran over something. As a result, I got this great Loch Nickajack-looking photo...