It's the most wonderful time of the year...

Halloween was loads of fun this year. There was one minor altercation, but it turned out in my favor. I was hijacked by Eric the Red, shown here threatening me with his joke of a sword. After I took that blade from him and whipped his butt with it, I ran off with his woman, Amelie Poulin. She's into all kinds of kinky stuff like animal pornography (two cats and a dog, or a bat and a pig) and wearing me as a freakin' bikini!!!

















What more can I say? Post coital smokes are the greatest!

I need your vote

Dear Jeff and fellow viewers,

I have been making some plans for Halloween this year and I have developed a few costume ideas. Give me some feedback on your favorite...

There is the druid...................




















The water wheel...

















Or my personal favorite...the 34-C bikini top

I'm Albert the Husker and I approve this message...particularly the part with the knockers.