Retracing the steps

Much like where's Waldo, Buford is looking for his cousin, Albert.

Albert wasn't found at the lake.

Wanna Screw?

Introducing....

I would like you to meet my new friend, Buford T. Justice.

Couch Shopping

I've been in a shopping mood lately so I went by the Hickory Furniture Mart to pick out a couch. They didn't have a Husker red leather couch, but boy if this one isn't close!

2786 Feet

Who needs the Rockies when there is an Eastern Continental Divide!

(Note, the hand of God has been blurred to avoid burning the retinas of our dear readers.)

Wig Shopping

Even though I didn't go as a druid for halloween, I have since obtained a healthy respect for wigs. Through word of mouth I was told that the Sunsphere in Knoxville was a great place to buy a quality wig at a great price. Unfortunately I was told a lie. (that's me hanging out on the fence at the bottom of the picture.)

Akron, OH

Akron...more like Suck-ron. Seriously, Jeff, why would you ever want to visit there?

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

Halloween was loads of fun this year. There was one minor altercation, but it turned out in my favor. I was hijacked by Eric the Red, shown here threatening me with his joke of a sword. After I took that blade from him and whipped his butt with it, I ran off with his woman, Amelie Poulin. She's into all kinds of kinky stuff like animal pornography (two cats and a dog, or a bat and a pig) and wearing me as a freakin' bikini!!!

















What more can I say? Post coital smokes are the greatest!