"You see fellas, I received my undergrad at Notre Dame and now I'm working toward a masters at MIT. And in my eyes, what got me into both places was a big bank account. Well, that and a good recommendation from my priest. He really liked it when I ..."
Yeah, the last portion was truncated when it became a little too revealing. Regardless, I suppose Buford and I are not university material, so let's hit the road!!!