So Harvard said "no". Fine, I will go down the street and talk to my buddy Dim O'Neil at MIT. Maybe he can get me in there. So we fill out the applications and instead of a response, all I get is this picture:

Buford and I were clearly upset by another rejection. So to get a feel for why we keep getting turned down, I called up our buddy Dim and asked him why he felt we were not MIT material. His response:
"You see fellas, I received my undergrad at Notre Dame and now I'm working toward a masters at MIT. And in my eyes, what got me into both places was a big bank account. Well, that and a good recommendation from my priest. He really liked it when I ..."
Yeah, the last portion was truncated when it became a little too revealing. Regardless, I suppose Buford and I are not university material, so let's hit the road!!!